» Subvert Society - It's The Funny You've Been Missing
added in » rants on 12.30.05
2,441 views - rated 5 of 5 from 1 vote
Subvert Society is a cross between celebrity gossip, weird news, and general deviance. All done up with some incredibly funny and biting commentary.
» Movable Type Stinks of PERL
added in » rants on 08.29.05
2,171 views - rated 4 of 5 from 15 votes
Why, sweet merciful Jesus, would Movable Type — a blooging tool of note — use a monkey-raped language like PERL and then try to pass it off like it was a magnificent choice?
» New Products Based on Body Waste!
added in » rants on 06.20.05
2,057 views - rated 5 of 5 from 1 vote
Now that soap has been successfully made from rendered political fat...literally...we can push it so much farther. We. Have. The. Technology.
» Good Thing Hiroshima and Nagasaki Were Bombed
added in » rants on 06.15.05
2,163 views - rated 3 of 5 from 4 votes
If we hadn't bombed those two Japanese cities, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, how could we ever measure destruction today? Good thing we did, considering all the destruction we need to measure...
» Natural Selection
