Posted by: lgg
The explosives blew, ashes flying everywhere. The night grew dark as the flames bellowed over the city beneath.

Posted by: shadowstorm
And then the evil Spoon Lord rose from the ashes and threatened anal probes of all those who would not bow down and worship the kingdom of evil utensils. And for those living in certain cities who might find anal probing something fun, the Spoon Lord threatened testicular roasts and labia flaying. The Necronomicon was pleased and there was much rejoicing.

Posted by: lgg
The city grew dirty, people doing their thing, crawling around eating the remains of their other selves. Lighting strikes repeatedly while the clouds form devilish smiles from the hells above.

The wise man from the highlands once told the girl of a new beginning, the beginning of torment and sorrow.

"The world is coming of a new age, a age of suffering"

Posted by: mondayrunner
the age of suffering had begon!! but there was still hope..

Posted by: fish
for pigs started to fly

Posted by: shadowstorm
There were those who thought hoping for the Rebel Pigs to free the world from tyranny was far too beyond belief. But there were still others who thought bacon could win the day against the agents of the evil utensil kingdom.

Posted by: Göd
I am the very model of a modern major general.

Posted by: shadowstorm
said the pig leader

Posted by: carthan
while he danced a merry jig with his hobbit pals...

Posted by: AreIllusion
and I looked over and was like "Maaaan, FUCK them dirty hobbit trolls!"