Posted by: lgg
they were nasty drugs at that.

Posted by: AreIllusion
The lizards were hitting various bongs and ingesting what looked like magic mushrooms, and as she wandered around petting them, one asked her if she would like some...

Posted by: shadowstorm
fresh human adrenachrome, which could only be harvested from a fresh human adrenal gland. And she thought: 'BOY WOULD I!'

Posted by: shadowstorm
Little did she know that the lizard king was cataloguing her every dimwitted activity, so as to entertain his people, and he provided it to them in a digest form a certain website

Posted by: carthan
the lizard king was a terrible king at that - and the lizard subjects hated him for that very same reason. they all knew that the king created much wealth for himself by selling small picture books about each lizard's life, and after putting this women's life up for resale, he was sure to make quite a profit. or he could at least get much bandwith on www.lizardking.org.

Posted by: AreIllusion
and the lizard king proclaimed "shadow, that was a great idea my good man", shortly before harvesting his adrenal gland to get the young girl high...

Posted by: fish
shut up!

Posted by: shadowstorm
the Lizard King bellowed, and all fish were ordered to have their genitals removed...there was much rejoicing and...

Posted by: AreIllusion
then the bogbeast came tumbling through the forest into a clearing, where he lobbed bog type material at the lizards and the girl...

Posted by: J4GER
as the girl and the lizards were paralyzed due to the bog material, the monster snatched all of the genital free fish...

Posted by: carthan
and reattached their genitals with duct tape and elmers glue.