From Ananova:
A bar of soap made from fat pumped from Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi has been sold for £10,000.

The artist who put the soap on sale claims he acquired the fat from a Swiss clinic where Berlusconi reportedly underwent liposuction.

Motti said: "Berlusconi had face lifting and liposuction operations in a clinic in Lugano, where I have good connections that provided me with some of the fat. It was jelly-like and it stunk horribly, like butter gone off or old chip pan oil."

This is the kind of initiative the world needs. This crosses the boundaries of decency, political activism, cleanliness, and environmentalism. I can see this sweeping the Hollywood elite. You just watch, one of those "star" morons is going to sell their own fat. I can see that ignorant twat Britney Spears doing this after she pumps out her 2-IQ-point child and realizes she is a pudgy bitch, and that she is going to still be a pudgy bitch after she drops that load. Pudgy Bitch.

But it does make one wonder: After this fad sweeps through the ranks of the moronic Hollywood masses, after it replace Kaballah as the thing to do if you are an idiot with too much money and sorely obsessed with your bullshit "craft," what ever could come next?

So, in an effort to entertain myself, I've thought a few up:

1. Sperm-based facial creams. Yes, you heard me right. There's always been that old myth about sperm being good for the skin (most penises agree), and I can easily see Cher picking this up and running with it on infomercials at 3:17 AM. After all, she is a skeletal thing, that probably steals the skin of innocent virgin children at night in order to stay alive. This activity also has the added benefit of allowing her to eat the souls of children to maintain some semblence of a career (how else would she get an Oscar?).
2. Plasma-based youth serums. They soften wrinkles, increase the look of vitality, and make you popular with goths! Yep, surprised this one already hasn't made it big. I can see a few big promoters of this: the Osbourne family (hey, the shit network known as MTV should be all over this), Bai Ling (she's just abnormal enough to make it work), and Jessica Simpson. That last one throw you a bit? Well, you need to pay more attention. Anyone who can have that large a skull, with that tiny of a brain (let's face it, she could only hit those notes if she had a large hollow resonance chamber located in her body...aka her head), all counterweighted by the size of breasts. Hollywood only goes for dumb busty blondes for so long before a conspiracy starts to kill them and blame it on presidential families, or they join a Hollywood cult (scientology, kaballah, the screen actors guild, etc.). Good ole' brainy Jessica is going to thank the plasma-based youth serum, becuase it is going to save her career...until she starts to sag, or the conspiracy starts.
3. Sperm-based protein powders. What can I say, apparently sperm has many uses. It's not just for baby juice anymore, tell you what. Sure, some people may have a gag reflex, but other people will literally beg for this product. Hookers can be the new power elite in the cosmetics and dietary foods industries. And what man wouldn't stay up late to 4:52AM to watch this infomercial? Hookers talking about delivery methods, collection methods, wearing hooker outfits. And then they expand into a whole Hooker clothing line, because you know what? Most of the moronic dumbshit 12 year olds out there want to look like trashy shit exactly because they are dumbshit 12 year olds. And they already look like trashy shit. Just remember, dumbshits, you are individuals! You are rebels! And dumbshits.
4. Fecal exfoliating scrubs. Okay, this one might take a little work. The whole facial scrub aspect relies heavily on what is in the feces, and thus what we get the people to eat prior to digestion and excretion. This also ties in nicely with the whole model waif/98lb. actress thing. People would love to rub the shit of Lindsay Lohan on their face, and then feel oh so apreciative of it because she goes on the air saying how much "producing" this product has saved her wasitline. What? It would work...there will be natural scents and extracts added, read the goddamn label.